If I was a profession I'd be: Artist
If I was a country I'd be: Italy
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Pacific
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: The Pantheon at Rome
If I was a store I'd be: Target lolz
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Vans
If I was a bad habit I'd be: The smoker
If I was a swear word I'd be: Fucked
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Homemade Vanilla
If I was a disease I'd be: ADD
If I was a board game I'd be: A ouija board
If I was a feeling I'd be: Sensitivity
If I was a president I'd be: Lincoln
If I was a war I'd be: WWI
If I was a city I'd be: Venis
If I was a celebrity I'd be:Aaron Eckhart(Plays harvy dent in batman)
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Aquafresh
If I was a business I'd be: Rich lolz
If I was a currency I'd be: Shilling (The most worthless money in the world)
If I were a month, I'd be: April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:23 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mars
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Little fish lolz
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A lamp...
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Vodka
If I were a tree, I'd be: Apple
If I were a bird, I'd be: A red bird
If I were a tool, I'd be: Screwdriver lolz
If I were a flower/plant, I'd beeniocereus greggii(Cereus greggii) know as the "Night-Blooming Cereus"
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Light Snow
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: DRUMS!!!!
If I were an animal, I'd be: Dog...
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Celery
If I were a sound, I'd be: The waves of the sea...
If I were an element, I'd be: kryptonite
If I were a car, I'd be: Eleanor, Shelby GT 500
If I were a song, I'd be: The Con by Tegan and Sara...
If I were a book, I'd be: Fight Club
If I were a food, I'd be: Ramen...
If I were a material, I'd be: Nothing
If I were a taste, I'd be: To sweet to eat...
If I were a word, I'd be: Dangerous
If I were a body part, I'd be: Eye...
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: The little smile that comes out when someone is cheering you up...
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 23
If I were a band, I'd be: Tegan and Sara or Circa Survive
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Cherubim
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THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My dad... lolz
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Fists
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Never no matter what.
4. How about of the same sex?: Have already.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Don't know.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Someone not talking to me.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I never keep grudges.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: eat
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:umm? days late?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Bobby
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: Forgot... lolz
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: ya... lolz
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: everyday, so today.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: 0

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: none. DP?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: 8 shots of vodka, 3 shots of everclear, and 4 caronna's.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No. Maybe.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: LOLZ!!! Ya.... ahahhahaha

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: well... umm? over 100? something like that, Dad owns strip clubs lolz.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: enough.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: no.
4. Have you done it?: sex? ya. lolz
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Girls- smile, eyes, and hands.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: LOLZ! guess.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: I get tested for STD's everytime I have sex with someone I haven't with before.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Umm? don't know.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Split it up between my friends and let them have it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Neither, Rich make more mistakes then the poor, and the famous are to glorified.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yar
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: 113,632 Mp3's (I love music)

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: My music
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: My dad's proud of something? not sure what though.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: A loving wife, a daughter, and a good life.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: No.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: LOL ya.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:few times.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Went to church

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I don't want anything for my own, I want everyone to be happy, where ever they want to be.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Shawnw
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Noone.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes, I suck. lolz.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: No.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: I'm fine.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Anger.



THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Catholic
2. What religion were you raised as?: Catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: human.
4. Do you have your own commandments?: no
5. What was the last promise you broke?: That I would go see someone.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?:no
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: No human is perfect, but human emotions i think are perfect, so thats pretty damn close.


HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?:Never
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: A Life.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: ya,
4. Freedom or fate? both
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: no.
6. Do you gamble?: sometimes.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: yes

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: pro-choice.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? church, and some charitys.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: ya.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: Never.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: Always.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: Ya paid rent for friends many times.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: I flew to california, and spent a huge chunk of my savings, to help Ana Bell get her apartment started and 3 months rent pre-paid for.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Lies.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Spiderman
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Anyday.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: more heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Once, when i played my first show.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Leader.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: Ya
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: Go
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: No.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: what?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: yes
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: none.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: no.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: ? don't know.
2. Do you collect anything?: DP stuff.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Cigs.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: Drift away from the ones i love.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: art and music.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: Luke and Mike.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: no.
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: no.
4. What area are you wisest in?: mistakes.
5. Do you drive defensively?: no.
6. What did you learn today?: Nothing.
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Hope.

and thats it.... lolz enjoy.